Niles Quote #997
Quote from Niles in The Ski Lodge
Annie: How dare you barge in on me when I'm naked!
Frasier: I'm sorry. My father told me you were hot for me.
Annie: Your father did?!
Frasier: Well, blame Daphne, she's the one who told him.
Daphne: I did not. I said she wanted your brother.
Guy: Could Niles and I please have some privacy?
Annie: [to Niles] You're just putting the moves on everyone, aren't you?
Niles: [silently stammering] Would you kindly get out of my bed? I am not gay, Guy.
Guy: Please, acknowledge your true nature. Stop chasing these lesbians.
Daphne: Lesbians?!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Ski Lodge’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Niles: I suggest we all forget this ever happened, and just go to bed.
Frasier: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wait, everybody. Let me see if I can get this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... was chasing me? [sighs] See you at breakfast.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: What do you need that so loud for? I swear you've gone deaf as a post.
Martin: It's just a cold stopping up my ears, I'll be fine.
[Daphne answers the door to Niles, who is on his phone]
Niles: [on the phone] Dear God, man, whose lawyer are you, anyway? No, I will not calm down! They call that a settlement? You call them and turn it down. I said, turn it down, you ninny!
Martin: Geez, you could at least ask nicely.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh well, good show today, Roz. I particularly thought that-
Roz: Oh my God, there's that Connie from Promotions. Every time she sees me, she hits me up for another charity.
Frasier: You know, Roz, maybe it's time you set some limits. Good lord, how hard can it be to say "no" just once? Oh well, look who I'm talking to.