‘The Show Where Woody Shows Up’
Season 6, Episode 13 - Aired February 4, 1999
When Woody pays an unexpected visit to Seattle for the week, he and Frasier spend an enjoyable evening together. Only, they keep trying to have the same good time again and again.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: If I were you I'd just lie to him. Tell him you have to work, or you met a pretty girl.
Daphne: [singing] Who's that pretty girl in the mirror there? What mirror, where? Who could that attractive girl be? Which, what, where, who? Who?
Martin: Daphne?
Daphne: Who?
Martin: Daphne?
Daphne: Who?
Frasier: Daphne!
Martin: Bedtime.
Daphne: I used to be with a light opera works.
Frasier: Yes, fine, and I used to be a fan dancer. Get out. Go to bed.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: It's a shame we have to cut it short.
Woody: It sure is. Well, goodbye.
Frasier: Goodnight, Wood. [closes door] God bless the virus that invaded that little girl's ear canal.
Quote from Noel
Noel: Knock knock?
Roz: Noel...
Noel: Oh, I haven't seen that outfit before, set your phasers on stunning.
Quote from Noel
Roz: Listen, I need to talk to you. I can not accept anniversary gifts.
Noel: Oh, I know that. I was just making a little joke. I know we're just friends. I saw this and it made me think of you.
Roz: Okay. Thanks. It's really sweet.
Noel: Oh, if you're not going to open it for a while, you might want to move the the ribbon. It's blocking the air holes.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Here. I made you some lamb stew.
Martin: I'm telling you, there's something weird about Eddie.
Daphne: Oh, for the love of God, not this again.
Martin: You never should have taken him to those dog groomers.
Daphne: I had to bring him. His toenails were like Howard Hughes's and his breath smelled like an autopsy.
Martin: Well, look at him. They did something to him. The sparkle's gone from his eyes.
Daphne: Yes, and so are those gooey green bits.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, Niles.
Niles: Hello, Frasier. I know this is impromptu, but I'm going to an oboe recital and I thought you might want to join me.
Frasier: Well, I'm sorry, Niles. An old friend of mine came in from out of town, I invited him to come over this evening.
Niles: Well, have him join us. I'm sure we can get three seats together.
Frasier: Ah, well, I'm not sure an oboe recital's what I had in mind. I was thinking of something a little more raucous.
Niles: Well, if it's raucous you're looking for, we could go and get a nightcap at the piano bar at the Mayflower Hotel. It's Jerome Kern night. Last time people were shouting out requests without raising their hands.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: No, I'm afraid we'll have to pass. You see, my friend Woody is an old bar chum from back at Cheers. What I had in mind was really more of a beer-swilling, back-slapping kind of night, if you know what I mean? You're certainly welcome to join if you like.
Quote from Martin
[As Eddie runs in]
Woody: Oh hey, who's this little guy?
Martin: I'm not sure I even know anymore.
Woody: [to Frasier] My dad's getting the same way.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: [quietly] Boy, these guys are really getting through the beers, aren't they?
Daphne: Oh, yes. If this keeps up, you may have to fish out that emergency can you keep in the toilet tank.
Quote from Martin
Woody: Hey, how you doin', little guy?
Martin: His name's Eddie.
Woody: Hey, good for you, Mr Crane. [to Frasier] They have good days, and they have bad days.