Donny: Hi. Oh, you found your ring.
Daphne: What? You knew it was gone?
Donny: Well, Daphne, when your fiancée gives you a hug with a chicken on her hand, then bells go off.
Daphne: I'm sorry.
Donny: Oh, that's okay, honey. I didn't want to say anything because I knew it would turn up sooner or later, and I didn't want to make you feel worse.
Frasier: As long as we're tying up loose ends here, I was just wondering, what was your ring doing on the edge of my Jacuzzi tub, right next to my favorite scented candle, which was burned down to the wick?
Daphne: I'm going to let my attorney handle this one.

Frasier: Next time, if you don't mind, will you just turn down the temperature a little?
Donny: Actually, we tried, but the knob was stuck.
Bonnie: Yeah, it does that. You gotta jiggle it a little.
Martin: Don't worry, it's not what you think. We use it to give Eddie a bath.

Martin: What did you do all night?
Niles: Oh, what didn't we do? We started off at a concert, wonderful group called Uncle Dirt Nap. Then we danced the night away at every club in the U district before finding ourselves at an after-party at Kit's friend Massimo's place. He's a squatter. Anyway, I wanted to give Kit the keys to my building and I remembered I have a spare set here, so I thought we'd pop by.

Kit: Oh, Niles, give me your cell phone. I'll call the travel agent.
Martin: You going on a trip?
Kit: Yeah, he's taking me to France for the weekend. Euro-Disney.
Niles: Massimo said we just had to go. Apparently it is so lame, it's cool.

Niles: Frasier, isn't she great?
Frasier: Oh, yes.
Niles: She's so free, so spontaneous. She has breathed new life into me.
[Kit is out on the balcony, coughing up after smoking a cigarette]
Frasier: You may have to return the favor.

Frasier: You think I don't know the real reason you came over here? It wasn't to get your keys, it was to show off Lolita's kid sister out there.

Kit: Well, we're all set for Euro-Disney.
Niles: Great. You ready to go home?
Kit: Oh, sure. Bye, Frasier.
Frasier: Bye.
Kit: Oh, I'm so excited for this trip. I'm going to spend all my time at Fantasy Land. [exits]
Frasier: Oh, Niles? [Niles turns back to listen] I'm sorry, I take it back. You do have something in common.

Frasier: How was your date with Bulldog last night?
Roz: Hideous. He took me to a nice restaurant, he brought me flowers, and then we went back to his place and cuddled. All I could think of the whole time was, "How do I dump this loser?"

Frasier: Do you realize that this is the first time in recent history that all three Crane men have been in happy relationships? Maybe I should be celebrating that fact rather than being such a buzz kill.
Roz: What does that mean?
Frasier: Oh, Roz, plug in.

Frasier: [on the phone] Hi, honey, it's Frasier. Listen, I just read a marvelous review of this charming boite out in Freemont and I thought to myself, "that is a place that Cassandra would just love," so-
Roz: Frasier.
Frasier: Not now, Roz, please.
Roz: You just called her Cassandra.
Frasier: Oh, dear God, I'm- [on the phone] My producer Roz informs me that I just called you Cassandra. I'm sorry, I don't know why I keep doing this. I know that you're Faye. Fabulous Faye. Forever Faye. Call me, Faye.