‘Roz in the Doghouse’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired January 3, 1995
After Bulldog asks Roz to be his producer, Frasier thinks he only wants to sleep with her. Feeling she's not being respected, Roz takes the job.
Quote from Bulldog
Bulldog: Hey, you got nice feet!
Roz: Really? You don't think they're too big?
Bulldog: You kidding? I could get this whole thing in my mouth, easy.
Quote from Bulldog
Roz: You know, it's really nice of you to do all this for me. Kind of surreal, but nice.
Bulldog: Oh, I figure if I'm nice to you, maybe you'll be nice to me.
Roz: I knew it, I knew it! You come over here acting all sympathetic, but you're still the same old horny, low-class slimeball you've always been!
Bulldog: Hey, before you say something that ends up offending me-
Quote from Bulldog
Bulldog: Well, you don't have to answer right now, just take your time and think about it. But I gotta warn ya, when I set my mind on something, I get it. I once wanted to interview George Foreman. He said no, but I got him. I had to paint his toenails four times, but I got him!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Ooh, Dad! New shoes? Do I hear cathedral bells?
Martin: [unenthusiastically] Ring-a-ding-ding!
Quote from Martin
Martin: Daphne and I have been out buying shoes. Oh, not that I don't appreciate the ones that you bought me, but I thought I'd save those for special occasions, when only tassels will do.
Quote from Bulldog
Roz: You're only going to get a little. There's a lot I want to do tonight, and I want you to keep up with me.
Bulldog: Yeah, well, uh... All I ask is that you give me a couple of twenty-minute breaks.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: You hate the way I've decorated, don't you?
Frasier: No, no. Matter of fact, I admire your courage.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Freud said that there are only two things we need to make us happy: work, and love.
Roz: Aw, thanks, Frasier. [opening the box] So you brought me work.
Frasier: Well, I thought answering some of the fan mail that had been piling up would give you something to do. And remember, this time, death threats don't get photos.
Quote from Daphne
Roz: Daphne, that feels great. Whatever Frasier's paying you, it's not enough.
Daphne: Actually, I'll need a raise to get me to "not enough."
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Oh, Bruce and I are getting along splendidly.
Roz: Yeah, I heard Bruce. What happened, the cockatoo want too much money?