Nurse: Mrs. Crane?
Daphne: Yes.
Nurse: Your husband's doing well. He's off the pump and his heart is beating on its own.
Frasier: How's his blood pressure?
Nurse: One hundred over sixty.
Frasier: Could be better. Did you thoroughly suction the cardioplegic solution? See, I'm a doctor.
Nurse: Oh, yes, Dr. Schafer told me about you. He said if you started asking me questions, I should do this. [walks away]

Young Frasier: Now look, Niles, as far as Dad knows, I had nothing to do with your leg breaking, right?
Young Niles: You pushed me.
Young Frasier: Yes, and in exchange for your silence, you'll get ten of my records. Any ones you want.
Young Niles: Even the Shostakovich?
Young Frasier: Not that one!
Young Niles: Then forget it.
Young Frasier: Okay, fine.

Younger Martin: You still in bed, Mr. Lazybones? Well, if you're going to lie around all day, I've got you something to read.
Young Niles: The Charterhouse of Parma?
Younger Martin: Better. Archie!

Martin: Nobody meant anything. It's hard as hell for all of us to be here.
Daphne: I know. It's just... I hate hospitals. I hate them. I hate all of this.
Martin: I know.
[flashback:]
Doctor: I'm afraid your wife's x-rays don't look good.

[flash forward:]
Niles: Say hello to your new sister.
Daphne: Look, she's smiling at you.

Roz: How's he handling all this?
Niles: He's positively chirpy. In other words, he's terrified.
Frasier: Yes, when we were kids, whenever one of us was sick or hurt, Dad would try to keep us from worrying by pretending the problem didn't even exist.
Niles: Nonchalance was his coping mechanism.

Roz: How are you holding up?
Daphne: Well, you know...
Roz: You know what? I think you should think of something really cool to do when all this is over. Like a big trip. That way you can have something good to focus on.
Daphne: I can't think about that right now.

Roz: Frasier bosses everyone around. It's just his way.
Frasier: Well, perhaps if people behaved more competently, I wouldn't be so bossy.
Martin: Maybe you wouldn't be so bossy if you didn't always focus on how everybody else behaves.
Roz: That'd be the day.
Frasier: Yes, well, maybe that's because human behavior is my profession.
Martin: Well, you can take a day off once in a while.
Roz: No kidding.
Frasier: Who asked you, Roz?

Younger Martin: What do you mean, you don't like Archie? It's a riot. You got your Jughead, your Reggie, your Mr. Weatherby...

Niles: Please stop crying, Maris. The doctor can always cut off more next time.