Niles Quote #2064
Quote from Niles in Frasier Lite
Niles: Barney, remember us fondly as you spread your wings and soar free.
[Niles closes his eyes and throws the bird up in the air. Martin's eyes track it as it falls down]
Martin: Oh, my God! Barney!
Niles: Where did he go? Is he soaring free?
Martin: He bounced off the railing, and landed on the Cunninghams' balcony.
Niles: Dad, look! His wing just moved! He's alive!
Martin: I'll go get him.
Niles: Hurry, hurry!
Niles: [yelling down] Don't you die! I love you, you tough old bird! ... Not you, Mrs. Cunningham.
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Niles: What is Eddie doing?
[As Martin talks, Niles uses his handkerchief to wipe away a smudge on the balcony doors]
Martin: Oh, he's waiting for a pigeon friend of his. We call him Barney. Flies on the balcony every day and they stare at each other. Those crazy animals. Yesterday, they did it for three hours. No, I'm not making it up, I watched them the whole time.
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Martin: What happened to your wrist?
Niles: Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.