Niles Quote #2061

Quote from Niles in Frasier Lite

Roz: Oh, those robes. It makes them look like they're in some kind of cult.
Noel: Like the high priests of Asmodeus the Destroyer. Asmodeus, demon of lusts, eater of worlds. Does nobody read my e-mails?

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Stop it! Stop it! Stop this madness! Look at yourselves!

Quote from Martin

Niles: What is Eddie doing?
[As Martin talks, Niles uses his handkerchief to wipe away a smudge on the balcony doors]
Martin: Oh, he's waiting for a pigeon friend of his. We call him Barney. Flies on the balcony every day and they stare at each other. Those crazy animals. Yesterday, they did it for three hours. No, I'm not making it up, I watched them the whole time.

Quote from Niles

Martin: What happened to your wrist?
Niles: Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.