Niles Quote #2060
Quote from Niles in Frasier Lite
Martin: Are you happy? You killed Eddie's little friend. Poor little guy. [then] Well, what should we do, just kick him over the edge?
Niles: Dad, wait. He's still breathing!
Martin: Oh, oh. Pick him up!
Niles: But birds are notorious carriers of disease.
Martin: Oh, here. Use my hanky.
Niles: I'll take my chances.
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Frasier: Stop it! Stop it! Stop this madness! Look at yourselves!
Quote from Martin
Niles: What is Eddie doing?
[As Martin talks, Niles uses his handkerchief to wipe away a smudge on the balcony doors]
Martin: Oh, he's waiting for a pigeon friend of his. We call him Barney. Flies on the balcony every day and they stare at each other. Those crazy animals. Yesterday, they did it for three hours. No, I'm not making it up, I watched them the whole time.
Quote from Niles
Martin: What happened to your wrist?
Niles: Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.