Frasier Quote #2793
Quote from Frasier in Juvenilia
Andy: We're back with more Teen Scene and our special guest, Dr. Frasier Crane.
Trent: Now, Dr. Crane, where were we?
Frasier: I believe we were discussing my competence as a mental health professional. And though it is true that I have suffered several emotional setbacks in my life, if we are to be honest... haven't we all?
Trent: And that's your defense... that we all have problems. [scoffs]
Frasier: Perhaps I can better illustrate my point by reading from a poem entitled, "An Onion for Trisha."
Trent: Where did you get that?
Frasier: "My heart is like an onion, filled with layers of tears. Why, oh, why did you leave me, Trisha?"
Trent: Okay, give me that.
Emily: Trisha Sharpe? You said you never liked her.
Frasier: Ooh, Trent, tough blow! Yes, it seems that youthful relationships are fraught with emotional hazards. Especially in the case of a- a young woman who finds her first love at Math Camp.
Trent: What happened at Math Camp?
Emily: I don't want to talk about it.
Ryan: Uh, Dr. Crane!
Frasier: Yes, Ryan. Or as the boys on the swim team call you-
Ryan: So, do you have any good advice for kids that want to go to college?
Frasier: As a matter of fact, I believe I do.
Frasier Quotes
‘Juvenilia’ Quotes
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Just hear me out. Look, I need a favor but before I tell you what it is, I want you to look at this.
Frasier: "KACL Psychographics."
Kenny: We hired a firm to sift through the program data and give us a kind of profile on each show's average listener.
Frasier: All right, let's see. Gil's average listener is a woman, mid-30's, well-educated, hmmm... What about my average listener. Who is she?
Kenny: Well, actually, uh, she's an older gentleman who likes to keep the radio on for company.
Roz: Ouch.
Kenny: Oh, and Roz, it seems a number of listeners think you're a man.
Quote from Niles
Roz: First of all, enough with the earrings. Everything doesn't have to be so fancy. Don't get me wrong. Jewelry is terrific, but sometimes a woman likes to know that you're paying attention. Mix it up a little. Do something crazy. I mean, totally out there.
Niles: Are you talking about scarves?
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Hey, guys. Uh, Doc, you got a minute? There's someone I want you to meet.
Kirby: Oh, dude, that's Emily Crowther, one of the nimrods from Teen Scene. You're not going to do that show, are you? Those guys go to my old high school. A bunch of losers.
Kenny: For your information, Kirb... Hey, I thought you were at the doctor.
Kirby: I was. Uh, he says everything is fine. He also said I probably shouldn't come in tomorrow until about 11:30.
Kenny: How dumb do you think I am? You will show up first thing tomorrow morning, after your Meals on Wheels delivery.