Andy: We're back with more Teen Scene and our special guest, Dr. Frasier Crane.
Trent: Now, Dr. Crane, where were we?
Frasier: I believe we were discussing my competence as a mental health professional. And though it is true that I have suffered several emotional setbacks in my life, if we are to be honest... haven't we all?
Trent: And that's your defense... that we all have problems. [scoffs]
Frasier: Perhaps I can better illustrate my point by reading from a poem entitled, "An Onion for Trisha."
Trent: Where did you get that?
Frasier: "My heart is like an onion, filled with layers of tears. Why, oh, why did you leave me, Trisha?"
Trent: Okay, give me that.
Emily: Trisha Sharpe? You said you never liked her.
Frasier: Ooh, Trent, tough blow! Yes, it seems that youthful relationships are fraught with emotional hazards. Especially in the case of a- a young woman who finds her first love at Math Camp.
Trent: What happened at Math Camp?
Emily: I don't want to talk about it.
Ryan: Uh, Dr. Crane!
Frasier: Yes, Ryan. Or as the boys on the swim team call you-
Ryan: So, do you have any good advice for kids that want to go to college?
Frasier: As a matter of fact, I believe I do.