Martin Quote #936
Quote from Martin in The Show Must Go Off
Frasier: Welcome home, Dad. So, how was Florida?
Martin: Oh, it was a whirlwind. Duke and I hit the dog track, and then we met the "Michael Jordan of High-Life Players" at the Red Lobster, but the place I went back to most of all was Captain Pete's Gator Farm.
Frasier: Ah. Ah. Did you go see the Hemingway home?
Martin: Well, you know, Fras, you can't squeeze everything in. But I tell you, these gators are amazing. You're out in the Glades in this fanboat, and it's just you and Captain Pete and that cooler full of raw chickens.
Niles: And to think I wasted my last vacation in Vienna.
Martin: And then he dangles a chicken at the end of the stick, and before you know it a fifteen-foot monster comes rushing out of the water, and he's yelling, "Hurry up and take the picture, this son of a bitch is heavy."
Frasier Quotes
‘The Show Must Go Off’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch there was going to be a catch. How long is this gonna take?
Frasier: Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention for "X-Men" comics. I feel like I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect.
Roz: Then why are you doing it?
Frasier: Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Excuse me, um, what's Jackson Hedley doing here?
Dwayne: Signing autographs, and being awesome. They've got the whole cast of "Space Patrol" coming this weekend.
Frasier: You mean Jackson Hedley was on a television show?
Dwayne: What, are you kidding? He's Tobor, the ship's android. Where've you been, man?
Frasier: I don't know. Reading, attending the theater, getting haircuts.