Frasier Quote #2443
Frasier: Excuse me, um, what's Jackson Hedley doing here?
Dwayne: Signing autographs, and being awesome. They've got the whole cast of "Space Patrol" coming this weekend.
Frasier: You mean Jackson Hedley was on a television show?
Dwayne: What, are you kidding? He's Tobor, the ship's android. Where've you been, man?
Frasier: I don't know. Reading, attending the theater, getting haircuts.
Quote from Niles
Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch there was going to be a catch. How long is this gonna take?
Frasier: Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention for "X-Men" comics. I feel like I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect.
Roz: Then why are you doing it?
Frasier: Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
Quote from She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.