Niles Quote #1555
Quote from Niles in The Great Crane Robbery
Mel: Hello, Niles.
Niles: Uh, Mel, hello. Well, I, uh, I gather things are coming to an end. Thank you for being true to your word.
Mel: No, thank you for doing such a good job in... Phase One.
Niles: "Phase One?"
Mel: Well Niles, it occurred to me that if we end things now, people will wonder why, when, you know, we've been so happy. So I've decided that it's not so much that I'm going to leave you, as you're going to drive me away.
Niles: How?
Mel: Through a series of staged events, in which you will thoroughly humiliate yourself by playing the part of a complete ass.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Great Crane Robbery’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I would like to close the show today with a truly inspirational tale. One year ago, a very successful friend of mine was struck by tragedy. Prognosis: not good. Hope: slim. But armed with only fortitude, this friend of mine fought back. I'm talking, of course, about the reopening of Seattle's finest restaurant, Chez Henri. Just goes to show you that a four-alarm fire is no match for five-star courage. This is Frasier Crane saying good day, and good mental health.
Roz: See you still don't have a table for opening night.
Frasier: And it's killing me!
Quote from Frasier
Todd: Hi, Frasier. Whoa, sweet view!
Frasier: Thank you, thank you. That's the Space Needle there, of course, and Elliot Bay. And actually, on a clear day, you can see Mt. Rainier.
Todd: Epic! Is that a Pizza Hut?
Frasier: Well, we did start a petition-
Todd: Well, it must have worked. That is a Pizza Hut.
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Okay, everyone, it's show time. The new station owner's on his way down. So look alive. Watch what you
say, watch what you don't say. Don't say too much, don't say too little. [wiping his brow] What the hell's this thermostat set at, anyway?