Martin Quote #641
Quote from Martin in Good Samaritan
Frasier: I must say, my belief in people's basic decency has taken a beating today. You know, earlier I returned a man's wallet, he accused me of stealing.
Martin: Well, it just proves what I always say, a good Samaritan is nothing but a good target.
Frasier: Well, I'm sorry, Dad. I'm not ready to be quite that cynical yet.
Daphne: He's off the phone.
Martin: Oh, good. All right. Well, you can believe what you want, but I think people are born rotten, and every year they get worse. Happy birthday to you...
Frasier Quotes
‘Good Samaritan’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: [answering the phone] Hello? Yes, who's calling please? Wiwif? Anybody here know a Wiwif?
Frasier: ... Oh, Lilith!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I've got something I've gotta talk to you about. For the next couple of days, you're going to hear some rather nasty stories and some snide jokes about your old man.
Freddie: Mom's coming?
Frasier: No, no she's not.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Would you please call Dad and get him down here?
Niles: All right. [on the phone] Yeah, Dad? Hi, my credit card was declined. Well, we need yours. Yeah. Well, right. Yeah, I'll see you soon.
Frasier: Oh, God, this is intolerable. Now it'll take him twenty minutes to get here.
Niles: No, he's waiting in the car.
Frasier: What? Why didn't he come in?
Niles: Frasier, this was his old precinct. When we pulled up outside, I saw a look on his face I haven't seen since he drove us home from our first and only little league game.