Frasier: I must say, my belief in people's basic decency has taken a beating today. You know, earlier I returned a man's wallet, he accused me of stealing.
Martin: Well, it just proves what I always say, a good Samaritan is nothing but a good target.
Frasier: Well, I'm sorry, Dad. I'm not ready to be quite that cynical yet.
Daphne: He's off the phone.
Martin: Oh, good. All right. Well, you can believe what you want, but I think people are born rotten, and every year they get worse. Happy birthday to you...