Frasier Quote #1758
Quote from Frasier in The Seal Who Came to Dinner
Officer McLean: Hello, is Niles Crane here? We're investigating a possible homicide.
Claudia: What?
Officer McLean: Your neighbor saw Dr. Crane and another man row out to sea with a third party dressed in a nightie. The men returned alone. We suspect they dumped the body overboard.
Frasier: Oh. All right, now, now, there's nothing to be alarmed about. Please gentlemen, come in. You see, I can clear this whole thing up. You see, I was the other man in the rowboat.
Claudia: You dumped a body overboard?
Frasier Quotes
‘The Seal Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Let's get some lights on. [claps]
Frasier: Good Lord, what the hell is that?
Niles: Maris had it made after she lost power in a storm. Battery operated, works on a clapper so you can find it in the dark. Only problem was, the poor thing, try as she might, could never clap hard enough to activate it.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, hello, Niles.
Niles: If my life gets any worse, I'm phoning Hell to ask about their exchange program.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: You dirty old man. Flirting with a girl her age.
Martin: Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.
Daphne: Yeah, she looked once and it was over.