Martin Quote #627
Quote from Martin in The Seal Who Came to Dinner
Frasier: Marcel DeBoeuf, Dad. He's the famous sculptor-turned-chef. Each plate is a work of art.
Niles: He's doing his all-truffle menu. For the appetizer, he sculpts tiny mushroom trees, then he carves radishes to look like truffle pigs, snuffling around the roots.
Martin: Oh. Maybe I should do that for Eddie. I could mold his Alpo into a cow.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Seal Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Let's get some lights on. [claps]
Frasier: Good Lord, what the hell is that?
Niles: Maris had it made after she lost power in a storm. Battery operated, works on a clapper so you can find it in the dark. Only problem was, the poor thing, try as she might, could never clap hard enough to activate it.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, hello, Niles.
Niles: If my life gets any worse, I'm phoning Hell to ask about their exchange program.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: You dirty old man. Flirting with a girl her age.
Martin: Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.
Daphne: Yeah, she looked once and it was over.