Frasier Quote #1628

Quote from Frasier in Party, Party

Tricia: I thought I'd find us a little background music.
Frasier: Good idea. Looking for some more opera?
Tricia: Heck, no. The one the other night was my first and last. I was dragged to it by one of my converts. [She stops on a country music station.] There we go.
Frasier: Converts, you say?
Tricia: Mm-hmm. I'm one of the Truth bringers. I was ordained by Brother Carmichael himself, the evangelist. I go door to door, spreading his word. Listen, do you mind my asking something? Have you heard the Truth?
Frasier: Something tells me I'm about to.

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 ‘Party, Party’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Frasier: [on the phone] Hello, Tricia, it's Frasier. Look, I'm, I'm terribly sorry but it's just that my car battery went dead at a light, and I didn't have my cell phone with me. By the time I got a jump I realized I couldn't go directly to the restaurant because I was wearing these ridiculous shorts, and I, I know how this sounds, but it's the truth! Here, just ask my brother. [holding the phone out for Niles]
Niles: They're ridiculous shorts.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Actually, yes, I do know a thing or two about the spark of attraction.
Frasier: [to waiter] Oh, excuse me, may I have non-fat cappuccino, please? [to Niles] Well, what am I to deduce, that you've recently gotten lucky?
Niles: Yes. And here's the kicker: she lives in your building. Five floors down, Allison Landis.
Frasier: Well, you little sneak. I don't even know the woman. How did you two meet?
Niles: Well, we were just chatting on the elevator. I walked her to her car, where it turned out she'd locked her keys inside. My resourcefulness saved the day.
Frasier: What did you do, fish them out with a coat hanger?
Niles: No, I called the auto club. Where would I find a coat hanger?

 Dr. Frasier Crane Quotes

Quote from She's the Boss

Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!

Quote from The Good Son

Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.