Tricia: I thought I'd find us a little background music.
Frasier: Good idea. Looking for some more opera?
Tricia: Heck, no. The one the other night was my first and last. I was dragged to it by one of my converts. [She stops on a country music station.] There we go.
Frasier: Converts, you say?
Tricia: Mm-hmm. I'm one of the Truth bringers. I was ordained by Brother Carmichael himself, the evangelist. I go door to door, spreading his word. Listen, do you mind my asking something? Have you heard the Truth?
Frasier: Something tells me I'm about to.

Niles: Are you familiar with the Safari Club?
Frasier: Of course I'm familiar with them. Their yearly expeditions are remarkable.
Niles: They're more than remarkable. They're the stuff of legend. Last year, they made camp at the base of Mount Everest, then had their servants climb it while they held a wine tasting.

Niles: Actually, yes, I do know a thing or two about the spark of attraction.
Frasier: [to waiter] Oh, excuse me, may I have non-fat cappuccino, please? [to Niles] Well, what am I to deduce, that you've recently gotten lucky?
Niles: Yes. And here's the kicker: she lives in your building. Five floors down, Allison Landis.
Frasier: Well, you little sneak. I don't even know the woman. How did you two meet?
Niles: Well, we were just chatting on the elevator. I walked her to her car, where it turned out she'd locked her keys inside. My resourcefulness saved the day.
Frasier: What did you do, fish them out with a coat hanger?
Niles: No, I called the auto club. Where would I find a coat hanger?