Frasier Quote #1619
Quote from Frasier in Party, Party
Frasier: Dad, look, you know, I really don't feel like going out on my birthday this year.
Martin: are you sure?
Frasier: Yes, I actually had made plans already. I was gonna stay home and watch television. The opera is mounting a new production of "Cosi van Tutti."
Martin: Oh, well no wonder then. Well, okay, but you're missing a real treat. Duke said in the finalé, the whole cast skates to the top of this ramp, then splat! Right into a tank of whipped cream. Bet they don't do that at your opera.
Frasier: No. And Mozart's still kicking himself.
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Tricia: I thought I'd find us a little background music.
Frasier: Good idea. Looking for some more opera?
Tricia: Heck, no. The one the other night was my first and last. I was dragged to it by one of my converts. [She stops on a country music station.] There we go.
Frasier: Converts, you say?
Tricia: Mm-hmm. I'm one of the Truth bringers. I was ordained by Brother Carmichael himself, the evangelist. I go door to door, spreading his word. Listen, do you mind my asking something? Have you heard the Truth?
Frasier: Something tells me I'm about to.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: [on the phone] Hello, Tricia, it's Frasier. Look, I'm, I'm terribly sorry but it's just that my car battery went dead at a light, and I didn't have my cell phone with me. By the time I got a jump I realized I couldn't go directly to the restaurant because I was wearing these ridiculous shorts, and I, I know how this sounds, but it's the truth! Here, just ask my brother. [holding the phone out for Niles]
Niles: They're ridiculous shorts.
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Quote from The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!