Frasier Quote #1449
Quote from Frasier in Perspectives on Christmas
Frasier: All right! That is enough! This is the night we celebrate peace and togetherness! I will not have that ruined. I intend to put us all in the right frame of mind by giving you all my gift. As you know, I was determined to make my gifts this year a little more meaningful. And after a great deal of effort I believe I have. My gift does not come from some fancy store, all wrapped in glittery paper. My gift comes from my heart. Tonight, I intend to sit each one of you down, and tell you in my own words, exactly how much you mean to me.
Martin: That's it? That's the cheapest thing I've ever heard.
Roz: Who cares?
Martin: Are you out of your mind?
Frasier: Or, I could get someone over to give us all massages.
Martin: Oh, great.
Frasier: Well, then.
Frasier Quotes
‘Perspectives on Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: How do you expect me to get up there?
Doris: Well, you can climb up the tree.
Niles: Oh, come on.
Doris: Well, surely you climbed plenty of trees when you were a boy.
Jane: That's Dr. Crane's brother.
Albert & Doris: Oh.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You're not going to drink that that way, are you?
Martin: Why?
Frasier: My Goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg. There we are.
Martin: [Martin takes a sip] Oh! Oh! Oh! [He walks over to the sink and spits it out]
Frasier: Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.