Frasier: All right! That is enough! This is the night we celebrate peace and togetherness! I will not have that ruined. I intend to put us all in the right frame of mind by giving you all my gift. As you know, I was determined to make my gifts this year a little more meaningful. And after a great deal of effort I believe I have. My gift does not come from some fancy store, all wrapped in glittery paper. My gift comes from my heart. Tonight, I intend to sit each one of you down, and tell you in my own words, exactly how much you mean to me.
Martin: That's it? That's the cheapest thing I've ever heard.
Roz: Who cares?
Martin: Are you out of your mind?
Frasier: Or, I could get someone over to give us all massages.
Martin: Oh, great.
Frasier: Well, then.