Frasier Quote #1388
Quote from Frasier in Voyage of the Damned
Roz: Hey, some ship, huh? How's your stateroom?
Frasier: I'd hardly call it a "stateroom." Wouldn't even call it a room, but I don't know the nautical term for "broom closet with sconces." How's yours?
Roz: [closes her door behind her] The same. Worse, even. I'm sure you have a better view from your porthole than I do.
Frasier: You have a porthole?
Roz: What's the difference? A cabin's just a place to shower and change your clothes.
Frasier: You have a shower? All I have is a nozzle and a floor drain, it took me an hour before I put those two things together.
Frasier Quotes
‘Voyage of the Damned’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Niles. Niles, what happened? Was that Maris I saw running out of here?
Niles: Yes. She saw Mimi pawing me and assumed the worst. I've got to go speak to her. How upset did she look?
Roz: Oh, I couldn't see anything past the outfit. Who wears a black dress and veil on a cruise?
Frasier: Roz, the woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun, she'd sear like an ahi tuna!
Quote from Roz
Roz: I don't see her. Maybe she went back out. Oh, wait. I see her coat on a hat rack.
Frasier: Look closer. Is the hat rack moving?
Roz: Oh, my God.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: I thought you were preparing an anniversary dinner for Maris.
Niles: Uh, not this year. Maris has chosen to fly off to a clinic in the Alps for an experimental rejuvenation treatment. Only one man performs the procedure and she wants to see him before he's extradited.