Quote from Frasier in Voyage of the Damned
Roz: Hey, some ship, huh? How's your stateroom? Frasier: I'd hardly call it a "stateroom." Wouldn't even call it a room, but I don't know the nautical term for "broom closet with sconces." How's yours? Roz: [closes her door behind her] The same. Worse, even. I'm sure you have a better view from your porthole than I do. Frasier: You have a porthole? Roz: What's the difference? A cabin's just a place to shower and change your clothes. Frasier: You have a shower? All I have is a nozzle and a floor drain, it took me an hour before I put those two things together.