Niles Quote #789
Quote from Niles in To Kill a Talking Bird
Frasier: You know, I've spent the last forty-five minutes with these people. They happen to be very kind, understanding, and I think they'll probably be very sympathetic to your problem.
Niles: Really?
Frasier: Yes.
Niles: You don't think they'd laugh at me?
Frasier: No, I don't. But more importantly, if you stay in here they will think you're rude, bad-mannered, and - dare I say it - a bad host.
Niles: Very well. I'll go out there. But if they ridicule me, let it be on your head!
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‘To Kill a Talking Bird’ Quotes
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Frasier: There is no way that dog is moving in here with us.
Niles: Oh please, please. At least if she's here I'll be able to visit her. I cannot turn her over to strangers. She worships me.
Frasier: Oh, please. You must realize that dog has no genuine affection for you. You only pretend that she does because she's a canine substitute for Maris.
Niles: That is the most absurd psychobabble I have ever heard.
Frasier: She is highly strung, cold to the touch and ignores you. My God, stand her upright, take ten pounds off her, put her in a Chanel suit, what do you got?
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Frasier: Dad, when are you going to stop blighting the environment with this atrocity? My God, can't you see that it wants to die? Let it go.
Martin: You know, I keep having this dream where you say the same words. Only I'm in the hospital and you're slipping the nurse a twenty.
Frasier: Dad, that will never happen.
Martin: Thank you.
Frasier: I have medical power of attorney, it won't cost me a thing.
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Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't you look smart.
Frasier: I don't feel smart. I've let Roz set me up another one of her blind dates.
Daphne: Who's the lucky woman?
Frasier: Oh, a friend from her aerobics class. Well, perhaps it won't be so bad. She's thirty-two, has a terrific body, and apparently thinks I'm God's gift to broadcasting.
Martin: Well, at least you have one thing in common.