Frasier Quote #1180
Quote from Frasier in To Kill a Talking Bird
Frasier: There is no way that dog is moving in here with us.
Niles: Oh please, please. At least if she's here I'll be able to visit her. I cannot turn her over to strangers. She worships me.
Frasier: Oh, please. You must realize that dog has no genuine affection for you. You only pretend that she does because she's a canine substitute for Maris.
Niles: That is the most absurd psychobabble I have ever heard.
Frasier: She is highly strung, cold to the touch and ignores you. My God, stand her upright, take ten pounds off her, put her in a Chanel suit, what do you got?
Frasier Quotes
‘To Kill a Talking Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Dad, when are you going to stop blighting the environment with this atrocity? My God, can't you see that it wants to die? Let it go.
Martin: You know, I keep having this dream where you say the same words. Only I'm in the hospital and you're slipping the nurse a twenty.
Frasier: Dad, that will never happen.
Martin: Thank you.
Frasier: I have medical power of attorney, it won't cost me a thing.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, thank you very much!
Niles: Oh, please. I've lost far more than you did.
Frasier: Oh, really? I've lost the most promising romantic prospect I've had in years. What have you lost? The
respect of a parched lush and a Dutch letch! Try repeating that, Baby!
Niles: All right. I apologize.
Frasier: Thank you. Perhaps I can drive you to the vet now. Maybe we should take the service elevator?
Niles: Oh, what's the point? I don't think my reputation can suffer anymore than it already has.
Frasier: I wouldn't be so sure about that. Wearing a white bird after Labor day.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't you look smart.
Frasier: I don't feel smart. I've let Roz set me up another one of her blind dates.
Daphne: Who's the lucky woman?
Frasier: Oh, a friend from her aerobics class. Well, perhaps it won't be so bad. She's thirty-two, has a terrific body, and apparently thinks I'm God's gift to broadcasting.
Martin: Well, at least you have one thing in common.