Bulldog Quote #56
Quote from Bulldog in Frasier Loves Roz
Bulldog: Whoa! That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.
Roz: I'm going to a wedding.
Bulldog: Oh, I love weddings. Never been to a wedding where I didn't bag at least one bridesmaid. And the uglier the dress, the quicker they want to get out of them. This one would hit the floor before the rice.
Frasier Quotes
‘Frasier Loves Roz’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: What's the point of going to Switzerland without spending a day on the slopes? So I ducked out of the conference and who should I run into, but Maris? She'd just flown in for her yearly goat placenta treatments.
Frasier: Good Lord, is it placenta treatment time again already?
Niles: We had a set-to on the slopes. She ran, I tried to follow her tracks in the snow, but alas, she made none.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, now serving one hundred and fifty-one.
Frasier: Good God. He's here to see Roz?
Niles: Yes, well, no doubt they met when Sealy Posturepedic named them Man and Woman of the Year.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: The whole thing is just so depressing. Lately everyone I know is settling down, getting married, having children. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?
Roz: As a friend.
Frasier: See a therapist.