Quote from Bulldog in Frasier Loves Roz
Bulldog: Whoa! That's the ugliest thing I ever saw. Roz: I'm going to a wedding. Bulldog: Oh, I love weddings. Never been to a wedding where I didn't bag at least one bridesmaid. And the uglier the dress, the quicker they want to get out of them. This one would hit the floor before the rice.