Martin Quote #270
Quote from Martin in Martin Does It His Way
Frasier: I refuse to invent virtues the woman didn't have. I'll just have to find something good I can honestly say
about her.
Martin: [standing up] Good luck! She was nothing but a crabby, tight-fisted old pain. All she ever did was sit around that house day after day watching TV. She even kept that same old cruddy furniture all her life.
[Martin sits down in his favorite chair and turns the TV on. Frasier and Niles share a look.]
Martin: What?
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Frasier: Well, well, well. What can I say about Aunt Louise? What can I say? Louise ... touched us all. In fact, she touches us still. [Frasier dusts off his jacket] Aunt Louise loved to teach us all lessons. You know, it's hard to picture her without hearing her saying, "I'm going to teach you a lesson." What particularly comes to mind, by the very way she lived her own life: she taught us how important it is to pursue our dreams. Whether we succeed or fail, what really matters is that we tried. And now as we say goodbye to Louise, a phrase comes to mind. It was coined by my very own father, "She's Such A Groovy Lady."
Quote from Niles
Niles: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't mean to quibble but it seems like your heart is always going "hidy-hady", "ringy-dingy" or "scooby-dooby".
Martin: Look, I don't need another critic.
Niles: Fine. Perhaps a cardiologist?
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Frasier: Dad, I thought we had an agreement: Eddie doesn't roll around on my sofa and I don't throw him in front of a bus!