Quote from Martin in Martin Does It His Way
Frasier: I refuse to invent virtues the woman didn't have. I'll just have to find something good I can honestly say about her. Martin: [standing up] Good luck! She was nothing but a crabby, tight-fisted old pain. All she ever did was sit around that house day after day watching TV. She even kept that same old cruddy furniture all her life. [Martin sits down in his favorite chair and turns the TV on. Frasier and Niles share a look.] Martin: What?