Frasier: Well, well, well. What can I say about Aunt Louise? What can I say? Louise ... touched us all. In fact, she touches us still. [Frasier dusts off his jacket] Aunt Louise loved to teach us all lessons. You know, it's hard to picture her without hearing her saying, "I'm going to teach you a lesson." What particularly comes to mind, by the very way she lived her own life: she taught us how important it is to pursue our dreams. Whether we succeed or fail, what really matters is that we tried. And now as we say goodbye to Louise, a phrase comes to mind. It was coined by my very own father, "She's Such A Groovy Lady."

Niles: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't mean to quibble but it seems like your heart is always going "hidy-hady", "ringy-dingy" or "scooby-dooby".
Martin: Look, I don't need another critic.
Niles: Fine. Perhaps a cardiologist?

Daphne: Oh, hello, Dr. Crane. Will you be joining us for dinner?
Niles: If it's not too much trouble. It's Maris's night to host her book club and they are more comfortable not having a man there.
Frasier: Yes, apparently Niles makes the ladies self-conscious.
Niles: Well, I sat in on the last discussion and Mrs. Esterbrook-Kindred developed a facial tic every time she had to say the word "Balzac."