Martin Quote #269
Quote from Martin in Martin Does It His Way
Martin: So how did it go with Aunt Louise's lawyer? Did you get the old bat's affairs straightened out?
Niles: Ask her yourself. [Niles places an urn on the table. Eddie runs away]
Frasier: Apparently, it was Aunt Louise's wish that Niles dispose of her ashes.
Niles: Now the pressure's on me to find the perfect place for her to rest for eternity. I haven't the faintest idea what to do with her.
Martin: Why don't you just flush her down the toilet?
Daphne: Mr. Crane, you can't do that!
Martin: Why not? She loved the water.
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, well, well. What can I say about Aunt Louise? What can I say? Louise ... touched us all. In fact, she touches us still. [Frasier dusts off his jacket] Aunt Louise loved to teach us all lessons. You know, it's hard to picture her without hearing her saying, "I'm going to teach you a lesson." What particularly comes to mind, by the very way she lived her own life: she taught us how important it is to pursue our dreams. Whether we succeed or fail, what really matters is that we tried. And now as we say goodbye to Louise, a phrase comes to mind. It was coined by my very own father, "She's Such A Groovy Lady."
Quote from Niles
Niles: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't mean to quibble but it seems like your heart is always going "hidy-hady", "ringy-dingy" or "scooby-dooby".
Martin: Look, I don't need another critic.
Niles: Fine. Perhaps a cardiologist?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Dad, I thought we had an agreement: Eddie doesn't roll around on my sofa and I don't throw him in front of a bus!