Quote from Martin in Martin Does It His Way
Martin: So how did it go with Aunt Louise's lawyer? Did you get the old bat's affairs straightened out? Niles: Ask her yourself. [Niles places an urn on the table. Eddie runs away] Frasier: Apparently, it was Aunt Louise's wish that Niles dispose of her ashes. Niles: Now the pressure's on me to find the perfect place for her to rest for eternity. I haven't the faintest idea what to do with her. Martin: Why don't you just flush her down the toilet? Daphne: Mr. Crane, you can't do that! Martin: Why not? She loved the water.