Martin Quote #186
Quote from Martin in The Botched Language of Cranes
Martin: Now, listen, I've done a few bowling banquets in my time. The thing to remember is keep smiling and look like you're having a good time.
Frasier: Right.
Martin: And if a joke bombs, don't pay any attention to it. Do what Johnny Carson used to do. Just make a joke about how bad it is. [impression] "Hmmm... Bomb-o! " I miss that guy!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Botched Language of Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Roz: Frasier, after you left, the station manager stopped by. He's taking a lot of heat from the sponsors and he says if you cannot smooth this over, he may have to suspend you.
Frasier: Suspend me? Well, what's he going to put in my timeslot?
Roz: He'd have to run "The Best Of Crane."
Martin: What will he do on the second day?
Quote from Niles
[There's a violent knock at the door]
Frasier: Is anyone expecting visitors? Well, I suggest we all remain very, very quiet.
[Eddie starts barking]
Niles: I suddenly have this image of angry villagers wielding torches and pitchforks.
Roz: Frasier, open up, it's Roz!
Niles: Oh, dear, it's worse than I thought!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Another radiant morning! Morning, dad. Do I drive to work today or just hail a passing gondola?!