Bulldog Quote #20
Quote from Bulldog in The Botched Language of Cranes
Bulldog: Hey, Doc. I need some advice. I feel a cold coming on and I'm wondering, should I take vitamin C or should I just leave Seattle?! [laughs]
Roz: [to Frasier] I hope you're happy. According to Betsy, the switchboard has logged over fifty irate calls.
Bulldog: Fifty?! Damn, you topped my record! The most I ever got was thirty-five, when I said that commentary, "Lady Umpires - Finally a Chest Worth Protecting!"
‘The Botched Language of Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Roz: Frasier, after you left, the station manager stopped by. He's taking a lot of heat from the sponsors and he says if you cannot smooth this over, he may have to suspend you.
Frasier: Suspend me? Well, what's he going to put in my timeslot?
Roz: He'd have to run "The Best Of Crane."
Martin: What will he do on the second day?
Quote from Niles
[There's a violent knock at the door]
Frasier: Is anyone expecting visitors? Well, I suggest we all remain very, very quiet.
[Eddie starts barking]
Niles: I suddenly have this image of angry villagers wielding torches and pitchforks.
Roz: Frasier, open up, it's Roz!
Niles: Oh, dear, it's worse than I thought!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Another radiant morning! Morning, dad. Do I drive to work today or just hail a passing gondola?!