Frasier Quote #216
Quote from Frasier in You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
Martin: Now, listen Roz, don't feel bad. I was a cop for thirty years and they could still fake me out once in a while. These guys are professionals, they know what to do.
Frasier: Especially if you're an easy mark like Roz.
Martin: Hey, the criminal mind is more complex than you think. They can fool you.
Frasier: Oh, by all means, Dad, lecture me on the complexities of the human mind. Are you forgetting that I graduated with honors from Harvard in Psycho-social Behaviorism?
Martin: I know, I was at your graduation. Impressive bunch. A car backfired and half of them wet their gowns.
Frasier: Well, it sounded louder on the dais!
‘You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Excuse me, Dad, if I can interrupt that self-righteous policeman mentality for a second, don't you believe in second chances?
Martin: I did, then we had Niles.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Frank's an interesting study, isn't he? Temper, loner, a bit unsocial. Almost a stereotypical portrait of a man who's spent his entire life behind bars.
Frank: [examining one of Frasier's artworks] This dish a Lalique or a Steuben?
Martin: They had no spots open in the prison laundry. He worked in fine china and glassware.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Actually, it was really rather interesting. You know, one of them actually did time in prison for fraud?
Niles: Good lord! What was he like?
Frasier: Actually, he was quite personable. You know Dad, he's so judgmental.
Niles: He is, and I've often condemned him for it.