Frasier Quote #211
Quote from Frasier in Can't Buy Me Love
Frasier: But why would she lie?
Kristina: Because she's twelve, and she's mad at me. She wanted to stay home alone, and I wouldn't let her. I probably would have been better off if I had. God, some shrink you are!
Frasier: Please don't go, child development is not my thing. My specialty is adult relations.
Kristina: Well, you won't be having any of those tonight.
Frasier: Kristina, please don't go, I-
Kristina: Oh, and by the way, I only have one kidney. Guess who has the other?
Frasier Quotes
‘Can't Buy Me Love’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Martin: Well, your date's left, what are you doing still sitting up?
Frasier: Oh, I was just thinking. I was wondering if my sweet little boy's going to turn out to be a monster when he's twelve.
Martin: What the hell brought that up?
Frasier: Oh, it's a long story. Do you really want to hear it?
Martin: Well, it is getting late. Look, all kids are the same. They start out cute, then somewhere along the way they get into that obnoxious, know-it-all stage and you think they'll never grow out of it.
Frasier: But eventually they do?
Martin: I'm still hoping.
Quote from Niles
Niles: She's riding the rails as we speak.
Daphne: If I may ask, why does she take the train instead of flying?
Niles: She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.
Daphne: Oh, dear. Did a plane almost crash?
Niles: No, no, she was bumped from first class. She still wakes up screaming.
Quote from Bulldog
Bulldog: 4 for 17 on Sunday, he calls himself a quarterback? I've passed kidney stones with more accuracy.