Frasier Quote #200

Quote from Frasier in Can't Buy Me Love

Frasier: Can I get you, um, a soft drink? Goose liver pate? Renata, that's a pretty name. I suppose it has some poetic, romantic significance?
Renata: Can I use your phone?
Frasier: Now, Renata. We're going to be spending the evening together, let's try to make the best of it, shall we? I may surprise you, you know. I'm probably more "with it" than you think I am. ... The phone's right there.

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Frasier: Oh, it's a long story. Do you really want to hear it?
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