Frasier Quote #3306
Quote from Frasier in SeaBee Jeebies
Daphne: It's a pretty lady holding some mail. Oh, you didn't pull that trick again, did you?
Frasier: I have no idea what you're talking about. Step aside! Don't want her to slip it under the door! [opening the door] Hello.
Caroline: Hi. Sorry to disturb you. Some of your mail got mixed in with mine.
Frasier: Oh, dear. How did that happen?
Caroline: I don't know. Some of it just seemed to be jammed in there.
Frasier: Uh, huh. Really, well, we must make allowances for our mailman. He's a veteran.
Frasier Quotes
‘SeaBee Jeebies’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: [to Eddie] Hey, you're lookin' a little under the weather. You all right?
Frasier: He most certainly is not. He dined on that lovely can of bacon fat you've been hiding under the sink.
Martin: Oh, geez. Poor little guy. You know, bacon grease is bad for dogs.
Frasier: Ironic, considering its vast health benefits for humans.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: So, Randy, where were we?
Randy: Your brother was just telling me how Maris is coping with jail. So, is it true that Maris tried to break out?
Niles: Oh, no, no, no. Her eyebrow pencil simply rolled out of her cell and she went to get it. It's really the jail's fault for making those bars so far apart.
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: [on the phone] No, he'll make for a great profile: SeaBeas record holder, doctor, big ladies man, the whole ball of wax. Well, you can ask him yourself.
Frasier: [taking the phone] Hello? Yes, well, when would be a good time for you? Oh, I've just had the greatest idea: Why don't you interview me while we're at the SeaBee Awards? Yes, it will be a freewheeling chat against a glittering backdrop. Splendid! I will see you anon.
Kenny: [taking back the phone] Hey. No, he always talks like that.