Martin Quote #572
Quote from Martin in Roz and the Schnoz
Daphne: Can you believe it was five years ago today that I came to work here? I just knew you wouldn't let an important occasion like this go by unnoticed, but I wasn't expecting a gift.
Frasier: Well, it's a small gift, a tiny gift.
Daphne: Oh my God, sapphires!
Frasier: Well, actually Daphne-
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, these must have cost a fortune.
Frasier: Well, I-
Daphne: You know my friend Molly got a diamond bracelet from her boss but she worked for him for ten years and she was sleeping with him. And now I've got sapphires. And I didn't even have to sleep with you. Although now that I've got the sapphires- Oh, God, what am I saying? I'm giddy. Is it rude if I go and try these on? I don't care. I have to see what these look like. I've never had real jewelry, never! I'm speechless!
Frasier: Dear God, she believes they're genuine sapphires.
Martin: Gee, ya think?
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Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, Frasier, listen to this: "Michael Hawkins of Allentown, Pennsylvania, has agreed to donate his right lung to his younger brother Clovis. Says Hawkins, 'I got two lungs, but I only got one brother.'" Isn't that something?
Frasier: It certainly is.
Niles: The love one brother feels for the other.
Frasier: Hmm, what do you want?
Niles: I need you to come to a dog show with me.
Frasier: I would rather give you a lung.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Frasier, I beg you. It's at the Seattle Kennel Club tomorrow night and I can't go alone, Maris will be there.
Frasier: And in what class will Maris be showing?
Niles: She'll be showing no class.
Quote from Niles
Niles: This will be my first time seeing them since we filed for divorce.
Frasier: You know, here's an idea, Niles, don't go.
Niles: I've never missed the kennel club show. If I don't go this year, people will think I've let Maris and Schenkman intimidate me. I want to prove that I'm strong and independent, and I can't do that alone.