Daphne: Can you believe it was five years ago today that I came to work here? I just knew you wouldn't let an important occasion like this go by unnoticed, but I wasn't expecting a gift.
Frasier: Well, it's a small gift, a tiny gift.
Daphne: Oh my God, sapphires!
Frasier: Well, actually Daphne-
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, these must have cost a fortune.
Frasier: Well, I-
Daphne: You know my friend Molly got a diamond bracelet from her boss but she worked for him for ten years and she was sleeping with him. And now I've got sapphires. And I didn't even have to sleep with you. Although now that I've got the sapphires- Oh, God, what am I saying? I'm giddy. Is it rude if I go and try these on? I don't care. I have to see what these look like. I've never had real jewelry, never! I'm speechless!
Frasier: Dear God, she believes they're genuine sapphires.
Martin: Gee, ya think?