Martin Quote #505
Quote from Martin in Voyage of the Damned
Martin: Where's Niles?
Frasier: He's out for a walk. Oh, I may as well tell you the whole thing. Maris is on board. She and Niles had a horrible fight, and their marriage is in worse shape than it's ever been before, and no need telling you how she got here in the first place!
Martin: I know, I know. What was I thinking, inviting her to come on the cruise?
Roz: You invited Maris?
Martin: Yeah. Well, Niles was so upset over being alone on his anniversary, it seemed like a good idea. Smart, huh? I give you all this guff about sticking your nose into other people's business, then I turn around and do the same damn thing.
Frasier: Oh, Dad, don't be too hard on yourself.
Roz: Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, all right. I invited Maris, too.
Martin: You did?
Frasier: Yeah.
Martin: I thought I told you to keep your big bazoo shut.
Frasier: Oh, you're one to talk!
Frasier Quotes
‘Voyage of the Damned’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Niles. Niles, what happened? Was that Maris I saw running out of here?
Niles: Yes. She saw Mimi pawing me and assumed the worst. I've got to go speak to her. How upset did she look?
Roz: Oh, I couldn't see anything past the outfit. Who wears a black dress and veil on a cruise?
Frasier: Roz, the woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun, she'd sear like an ahi tuna!
Quote from Roz
Roz: I don't see her. Maybe she went back out. Oh, wait. I see her coat on a hat rack.
Frasier: Look closer. Is the hat rack moving?
Roz: Oh, my God.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: I thought you were preparing an anniversary dinner for Maris.
Niles: Uh, not this year. Maris has chosen to fly off to a clinic in the Alps for an experimental rejuvenation treatment. Only one man performs the procedure and she wants to see him before he's extradited.