Frasier Quote #1382
Quote from Frasier in Voyage of the Damned
Roz: Hey, I was just looking over this offer you got from the Siren Cruise Line. They want to know if-
Frasier: Roz, you know my policy on commercial endorsements.
Roz: Just listen. One of their celebrity entertainers cancelled on a cruise that's going to Alaska, and they'll let us both go for free if you'll fill in, and all you have to do is give a brief lecture-
Frasier: Roz, I'm a psychiatrist, not a huckster. There are still some of us in this profession who believe in ... mahogany wainscoting?
Roz: Isn't that fabulous? And just look at those staterooms.
Frasier: Wow...
Roz: Not to mention the gourmet chefs, the world-class health spa...
Frasier: Well, it does sound awfully tempting, Roz, but I just don't think it's right to trade on one's good name for a free trip.
Roz: Well, plenty of people do. Look, last month, Zubin Mehta did one, General Schwartzkopf. It says right here, Gore Vidal did two of them.
Frasier: Gore Vidal? He hates everything.
Frasier Quotes
‘Voyage of the Damned’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Niles. Niles, what happened? Was that Maris I saw running out of here?
Niles: Yes. She saw Mimi pawing me and assumed the worst. I've got to go speak to her. How upset did she look?
Roz: Oh, I couldn't see anything past the outfit. Who wears a black dress and veil on a cruise?
Frasier: Roz, the woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun, she'd sear like an ahi tuna!
Quote from Roz
Roz: I don't see her. Maybe she went back out. Oh, wait. I see her coat on a hat rack.
Frasier: Look closer. Is the hat rack moving?
Roz: Oh, my God.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: I thought you were preparing an anniversary dinner for Maris.
Niles: Uh, not this year. Maris has chosen to fly off to a clinic in the Alps for an experimental rejuvenation treatment. Only one man performs the procedure and she wants to see him before he's extradited.