Roz: Hey, I was just looking over this offer you got from the Siren Cruise Line. They want to know if-
Frasier: Roz, you know my policy on commercial endorsements.
Roz: Just listen. One of their celebrity entertainers cancelled on a cruise that's going to Alaska, and they'll let us both go for free if you'll fill in, and all you have to do is give a brief lecture-
Frasier: Roz, I'm a psychiatrist, not a huckster. There are still some of us in this profession who believe in ... mahogany wainscoting?
Roz: Isn't that fabulous? And just look at those staterooms.
Frasier: Wow...
Roz: Not to mention the gourmet chefs, the world-class health spa...
Frasier: Well, it does sound awfully tempting, Roz, but I just don't think it's right to trade on one's good name for a free trip.
Roz: Well, plenty of people do. Look, last month, Zubin Mehta did one, General Schwartzkopf. It says right here, Gore Vidal did two of them.
Frasier: Gore Vidal? He hates everything.