Niles Quote #221
Quote from Niles in The Unkindest Cut of All
Niles: [on the car phone] I'm out here in the middle of the park and I'm lost! Thank God for my cellular!
Martin: Did you see Eddie?
Niles: No, but I thought I saw a raccoon. When I stopped running, I had no idea where I was. You've got to help me!
Frasier: All right, all right. Niles, just, just remain calm. Let me think back to my Boy Scout training. All right, now, we're on the northeast corner of the park. All right, look into the heavens and see if you can spot the North Star. Then you want to turn twelve degrees to your right.
Martin: Oh, for God's sake, just walk towards the horn. [honking]
Niles: I hear it. I hear it, Dad. I'm walking.
Martin: All right, just keep following it. [honks again]
Niles: I see a grove of trees, and a fountain, and... a horrible, wretched, hunchbacked old man! Stay away from me! No, no, it was just a bush. OK, OK, things are beginning to look familiar now. Keep honking. I think I'm homing in. Yes, I'm quite sure this is the way.
[Niles climbs into the back seat, still talking into his phone.]
Niles: OK, you can hang up now. [hangs his up] That was a harrowing experience!
Martin: Yeah, a shrub and a raccoon in one night and you lived to tell about it.
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: To the park!
Martin: This time we'll comb every inch of that place. Every tree, every bush. Uh, Daphne, we're gonna need more help, so call Niles and tell him we'll pick him up.
Frasier: Oh, yes, wouldn't want to go out in the wild without one of the world's great outdoorsmen!
Quote from Martin
Martin: What the hell are you doing?
Daphne: Ironing your son's socks.
Martin: Why don't you just twist them into little balls like you do mine?
Daphne: He says it bruises the cashmere. He likes them pressed, folded, then neatly arranged in those sock dividers. I saw them in a catalog once, but couldn't imagine who in the world would ever buy such silly things. Of course, I hadn't met Dr. Crane yet.
Martin: I used to think there'd been some sort of mix-up at the hospital. Of course, when Niles came along it shot that theory all to hell.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Oh, this is odd. I just got one of my psychic flashes. It's about Eddie.
Martin: Well?
Daphne: It doesn't make any sense. All I'm getting is a picture of Eddie sitting with Dr. Crane.
[cut to Eddie sitting on a bench with an advertising board for Frasier's radio show]