Niles: [on the car phone] I'm out here in the middle of the park and I'm lost! Thank God for my cellular!
Martin: Did you see Eddie?
Niles: No, but I thought I saw a raccoon. When I stopped running, I had no idea where I was. You've got to help me!
Frasier: All right, all right. Niles, just, just remain calm. Let me think back to my Boy Scout training. All right, now, we're on the northeast corner of the park. All right, look into the heavens and see if you can spot the North Star. Then you want to turn twelve degrees to your right.
Martin: Oh, for God's sake, just walk towards the horn. [honking]
Niles: I hear it. I hear it, Dad. I'm walking.
Martin: All right, just keep following it. [honks again]
Niles: I see a grove of trees, and a fountain, and... a horrible, wretched, hunchbacked old man! Stay away from me! No, no, it was just a bush. OK, OK, things are beginning to look familiar now. Keep honking. I think I'm homing in. Yes, I'm quite sure this is the way.
[Niles climbs into the back seat, still talking into his phone.]
Niles: OK, you can hang up now. [hangs his up] That was a harrowing experience!
Martin: Yeah, a shrub and a raccoon in one night and you lived to tell about it.