Martin: Can you imagine? Lilith's and my kid would be brother to you and Niles and Freddie.
Frasier: What are you talking about?
Martin: And if you and Lilith got back together, you'd be his step-father and his brother and Niles would be your son and his own uncle. It's almost worth doing just so that I can tell the story.

Lilith: Frasier, don't misunderstand, I'm not proposing any change in our relationship.
Frasier: Would we... sleep together?
Lilith: I thought we'd freeze your sperm.
Frasier: Is that a "yes" or a "no"?

Lilith: I want to have another baby.
Frasier: Well, you certainly don't need me for that. Surely... someone in Boston must have sperm.
Lilith: I came to you first so that Frederick could have a full sibling.
Frasier: So, just like that we're going to have another baby together.
Lilith: No, no, no. Not just like that. I mapped out our dominant and recessive traits on a genome square, applied Mendel's laws, allowed for anomalies and concluded that you are the best biological choice.
Frasier: I see. Well, as enticed as I am by your honeyed words, I'm gonna need some kissin'.

Flight Attendant: Oh, dear, you two look awfully pale. Can I bring you something?
Lilith: Not unless you have any extra melanin lying around.
Albert: You should be a comedian.
Lilith: I've thought about it.

Frasier: How does one respond to something like that?
Martin: Well, I bet if you say "No" she'll go to Niles.
Frasier: Really, it's just so self-centered. I mean, she's got this all figured out for herself without the slightest consideration for my life.
Martin: And Niles'll say "No" for sure. Which means only one thing. She'll come to the source. Me. The fountainhead.

Lilith: Oh, wait Frasier. It probably doesn't matter, but try to think positive thoughts.
Frasier: Thanks for that. I was going to think about the plight of the American Indian.
Lilith: I'm just saying we should put the welfare of the sample first.

Albert: Sorry. I'm a ... nervous flyer.
Lilith: Yes, I see. Oh, you're white as a sheet.
Albert: No, actually, I'm always this pale. My ex-wife used to say she could tell when I was embarrassed because I'd turn off-white.
Lilith: I can empathize. Sometimes after a late night, I've covered my under-eye circles with Liquid Paper.

Lilith: Natural fertilization is impractical. I'd have to fly to Seattle every time I ovulate.
Frasier: Right, okay. So, then your plan is for me to visit some local doctor, freeze my essence and then bring it home with you.
Lilith: Correct. I'll take mine to go.

Frasier: You were eavesdropping?
Martin: It was an accident and I only heard the part about her wanting to have another baby with you.
Frasier: She completely threw me.
Martin: Well, I don't know why you're so surprised. She's seen what the Crane genes can do and she's coming back to the well.

Frasier: Oh, hi, Niles. Did Daphne and her mom get off okay?
Niles: Yes. They picked up Roz and Alice an hour ago. Although, how they're going to get all the way to Canada without killing each other, I don't know.
Frasier: Why did they have to go so far?
Niles: Well, that was my idea. I read that Canadian Fun Country is one of the best amusement parks in southeastern British Columbia.
Frasier: Well, I'm just saying Daphne's mom should be careful, you know. If you're here on a temporary visa, you know sometimes people have a hard time getting back into the country.
Niles: That hadn't occurred to me, Frasier.