Frasier: Lilith, if there is one thing I can do by myself, this is it. Now go away.

Frasier: What?!
Lilith: I just remembered a special method which supposedly increases the likelihood of having a boy.
Frasier: I see. Is there something I can do to increase the likelihood that we won't have a meddling control freak?
Lilith: No, but perhaps you can use a method that will give us a baby that can take other people's advice.
Frasier: I would settle for a method where it won't turn out to be a sarcastic prig!
Lilith: Oh, just do it!
Frasier: Fine!
Lilith: No, wait, I don't want you to do it when you're mad. Why don't we just take a minute to sit down and breathe?
Frasier: It's your dime.

Daphne: [on the car phone to Niles] I thought I'd never reach you. We were booted from the park and are coming home. It seems someone put out a cigarette on a stuffed moose.
Gertrude: I didn't know it was stuffed. I was defending myself.

Martin: Oh, I can't wait to get to Bogart's. I know just what I'm going to get, the barbecue chicken breast. They have the juiciest one in town. Or, or the lamb. They serve an enormous rack.
Niles: Great.
Martin: You might want to get an overcoat of Frasier's out of there. It's supposed to be pretty nippy tonight.

Man: We've got number four on the way.
Lilith: And we're thrilled for you, but perhaps we could chat some other time when we're not trying to create life. [to Frasier] Sign and date.