‘Sex Talk’
Season 4, Episode 4 - Aired October 11, 1999
After Debra buys a book about talking to your kids about sex, it's the adults who end up having a frank discussion.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Okay, come on, honey. I think there's a bottle of Scotch with our name on it. [to his parents] Hey, don't take this personal, but for the next six months no eye contact.
Quote from Frank
Frank: So what do you think?
Marie: Oh, stop it, Frank. I'm tired.
Frank: All right. The soup's good.
Quote from Debra
Ray: So what do you think?
Debra: I just... I want to, but there's still these pictures in my head.
Ray: Maybe you could just shake your head like an Etch A Sketch.
Debra: What was that? What that something?
Ray: The kids?
Debra: No, maybe not.
Ally: [o.s.] Mommy!
Debra: Okay, I'll go.
Ray: Thanks. Fourteen years until college.
Debra: Yeah, I'll see you then.