Marie: Here's your apple juice, dear. All right, I'm going to the store to get you some more Yodels. Do you want anything else, dear?
Robert: My dignity.
Marie: Silly. [chuckles]

Robert: What's the matter?
Ray: Nothing, it's... It's just...
Robert: Big bull.
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. What do I do now?
Robert: Just put on the new bandage and just pull the plastic over.
Ray: All right. I don't know, I hope I'm doing this right.
Robert: You're doing good, Raymond.
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: You're doing good.
Ray: Come on.
Robert: Thanks.
Ray: Hey, where are my keys? [chuckles]

Ray: Good Yodel, huh?
Robert: Yeah, but this one's hard to peel.
Ray: Little pieces, man, little pieces.
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Ray: You looked good.

Debra: Why can't Robert go with you?!
Ray: Yeah, right. Why don't I bring you too?

Robert: You know, I'm getting a little tired. I really think that's enough visiting for today.
Marie: All right. You rest, sweetheart.
Robert: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Frank: All right there, son. Take it easy. Good job.

Ray: Listen, uh, I just want you to know that, you know, I'm sorry about what happened to you. And, you know, you're my brother, and I really care about you.
Robert: Who told you to say that, Debra?
Ray: No. What do you mean? Of course not! Just, I'm telling you how I feel about you-
Robert: What you say doesn't matter, Raymond, okay? Just go.
Ray: Come on, Robert.
Robert: [over radio] Ma!
Ray: What are you gonna do? Get her to throw me out?
Robert: I just need her. Ma, do you copy?
Frank: [over radio] She went to get your stinking Yodels.
Ray: Come on, what do you want? What is it? I'll do whatever you want.
Robert: It's 3:00, I need my bandage changed.
Ray: [over radio] Ma! Come in, Ma!

Robert: Relax, Raymond. I can do it myself. It's bothering me.
Ray: Listen, I'll do whatever else you want. I'm just not good with the body in general. I prefer it to remain a wondrous mystery.
Robert: I'm not asking you to, Raymond.
Ray: You know, Mom's gonna be back real soon.
Robert: Aw, forget it.
Ray: All right, come on. Let's move you over.
Robert: What are you doing? I said you didn't have to.
Ray: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I wanna do it. How do you do it?

Robert: You're gonna change my bandage?
Ray: That's right. It's the upper thigh, right?
Robert: Okay, the fresh ones are over there.
Ray: I guess this is my payback for not changing enough diapers.
Robert: Are you gonna do it or not?
Ray: Yeah, yeah. What do I do?
Robert: Just lift up the plastic and take the old bandage off.
Ray: Okay. This is kind of like Christmas morning... if I was really bad.